This mothers day don’t give mom that bottle of perfume, give her something that says: “I’m not a woman anymore, I’m a mom”
(when you give up, giving up, put on your mom jeans)
i hope the writers are just like aw fuck it and then bam h.g. and myka fuck on a chess table and in an apple orchard
Carey Mulligan during ‘The Great Gatsby’ press conference in Cannes (May 15, 2013).
Women of SNL [2001-2006] :end credits
“Only three women can pull of short hair like that: Audrey Hepburn, Halle Berry, and Ellen DeGeneres. Guys are not gonna go for this. I’m telling you. They’re not gonna deal with it.”
when i was eleven i met joe biden and he told me “no boys until you’re 30” and now i’m a lesbian
so
i’m going to be student council secretary next year whoooot
that means…..
i get to control the student council tumblr next year
maddie was metal as fuck
